February 2012
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turloughvislor:
what if the doctors name was actually john smith
he wasn’t lying
guys
why don’t you believe me
my names john
srsly guys
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girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
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I CAN SEE THE CONNECTION
thetardisisatbakerstreet:
take-me-to-gondor:
anewwaytodream:
slappityslapslap:
I am absolutely about to die.
MARTIN FREEMAN IS CAPTAIN OF THE JOHNLOCK SHIP.
MARTIN FREEMAN IS CAPTAIN OF THE JOHNLOCK SHIP.
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
Simon says jump.
most-awkward-moments:
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
out-of-the-fire asked: My day just isn't complete without invading your askbox.
Has anyone read 'Looking for Alaska' by John...
underprivileged:
fishingboatproceeds:
sstephaniecaroll:
and if so, would you recommend it?
I thought it was okay.
basically
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
umqra:
moraniarty:
umqra:
did you hear the joke about the pavement
it’s all over town
did you hear the joke about the pavement?
even sherlock fell for it
omfg
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
How I'd Like the Next Generation's School Days to...
Teacher: Crookshanks! Voldemort! Please could you get off that desk and sit down? OK, Merlin, can you hand out the tests for me?
Girl 1: What did I get on mine?
Girl 2: Spoilers!
Teacher: I heard that, River.
Girl 1: But I'm really worried, I think I got question 14b wrong...
Teacher: Actually, Hermione, you got 112%.
*****
Boy 1: I don't understand question six.
Boy 2: Me neither, but when the teacher walked past, I noticed her breathing rate pick up slightly when my pen was over Option D, so I put that.
Boy 1: I suppose it's your name...
Boy 2: My parents like me to make deductions, yes.
Boy 1: It's alright for you, Sherlock. Mine like me to get bad marks - apparently it fits with the name Neville.
*****
Teacher: Fred, will you collect the papers back in?
Boy 3: I'm not Fred, I'm George.
Teacher: Oh for goodness' sake, you're not even identical!
Boy 3: One of these days...
Boy 4: When we're running our joke shop...
Boy 3: We'll invent disguises...
Boy 4: And then you'll see.
*****
Teacher: That's the end of the lesson.
Boy 5: *Jumps out of window* Dobby... Dobby is free!
Girl 3: Dobby, you bad, bad boy! Students is not meant to be freed until the bell rings.
Teacher: It's OK, Winky, you can go too...
apparently, twilight is so 'popular' because...
arielbxofficial:
oh yeah, i remember that time when i was a vampire.
Oh yeah i remember that time when i jumped off a cliff because my boyfriend dumped me
oh yeah, i remember that time when i was 200 years old
It relates to me SO much . Werewolves and vampires fight over me on a daily basis .
Exactly! I remember that time that my offspring almost killed me because it wanted my...
When your parents forget your name
sincerlyheartdrop:
How many kids do you have?
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